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JOKE OF THE YEAR (2011) by RAVI BELAGERE

JOKE OF THE YEAR (2011) by RAVI BELAGERE (Check the above comment by RB, to know what he has written after maligning our beloved editor Vishweshwar Bhat in FACEBOOK).

Link- http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=190169924327078&id=100000035964536&notif_t=share_reply

Long live turncoats!!

93 Responses to “JOKE OF THE YEAR (2011) by RAVI BELAGERE”

  1. kavya says:

    ravi sir yar nimbhagge ene andru parvagilla niv bejarmadkobedi,, nivu e bethale jagathina nijavada roopa thoristha idhira hige munnuggi……….

  2. Manjunatha.G.N. says:

    Neevu Vijaya karnatakadalli Bareyutidda” BETTALE JAGATTU” annu Yake ega bareyutilla sir…….,

    A ” BETTALE JAGATTU halavaru bettale sathya galannu e bettale jagattige tilisutta itti sir………..,
    Nange matte matte neevu bariyodannu matte matte odbeku annsutte sir….,

    Een madli neeve heli sir……..,

    Pls giv me ur cell Num & e-mail id Sir………..,

  3. PRAVEEN says:

    HE ALWAYS WRITES ON HIMSELF, HE WAISTING OTHERS TIME IN COMMENTING UN-USABLE THINGS.

  4. niveditha says:

    ppl purchase hai Blore 2 wrap bajji’s n mirchi sir… Why bother abt it

  5. Manju hiremath MBL says:

    News channal gaLu bari Rajakiydde suDi prasAr mAdtidave adke Avaranna hodedu
    hodisi nivu enadru holle suddi kalisi sir

  6. Andappa says:

    I like your writings sir

  7. Muralidhar says:

    Every sunset gives us one day less to live.. But every sunrise gives us 1day more to hope!

    X

  8. dhanya says:

    hi, your writings are informative and don’t think of that RB, keep on writing like this

  9. chandan says:

    good work 🙂

    keep writing

  10. Niki says:

    Hi sir, I love your writings. Those will be very Informative and Motivative.
    Keep on writing sir. All the Best.

  11. SRIRANGA says:

    MY DEAR SRI PRATAPJI

    ONLY BY A BLACK AND WHITE YELLOW NEWS VARAPATRIKE NO ONE CAN EARN SO MUCH OF WEALTH. THERE IS A BLACK FACE ALSO BEHIND RB.ASK HIM WHY HE STOPPED HIS ANOTHER PERIODICAL BY NAME ACHCHARI AFTER ONLY ONE ISSUE ABOUT TEN YEARS ARE SO. BECAUSE OF NO KICKBACK MONEY IN IT.

    SRIRANGA DODBALLAPUR

  12. SRIRANGA says:

    Arjun.punaji

    Secularisam is a word which is changing its meaning for each and every election whether it is for state or central. Please read history of India(NOT BY THE BOOKS OF J.N. UNIVERSITY NEW DELHI!!!) Then you may get some idea about REAL INDIA NOT OF REEL INDIA AND RSS) Pl dont think all of our elders are foolish and we are only intelligent fellows.

    SRIRANGA

  13. ravi raju says:

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    RB you are such a bastard,

     

    ****Reasons to justify my statement

     

    –you Praised Muttappa Rai a few years ago, during your weekly show on a kannada channel.

     

    –you never wrote about Reddy's mining mafia. 

     

    –you add SEX( mostly celebrities) as a subject in almost all episodes of hi bangalore

     

    — you are Extortionist, who blackmailed high profile personalities to frame them in your cover pages/ tv shows.

     

    — why don't you write  about your daughter life ( what made you forcefully marry her to actor Srinagar kitty )…  the real truth which has been twisted from public.

     

    — why don't you write about your son, he is no better than the people who appear  in cover page of Hi bangalore.

     

    — why dont you mention about the life treats & problem which you you have faced ( not the ones you have publicly revealed, but the ones which even you are afraid to tell in public ).

     

    — finally please tell us all about your childrens millionair kind of life style, what was their source of income in early twenties??? who was the one who was funding them???  it definately can't be you with your above bank statements, funny but still true… 

  14. SRIRANGA says:

    Dear Prathapji sir

    Shall I expect some new news about RB’s new VENTURE Bengaluru Bellary Belegere Books and Coffee in your column BETTALEJAGATTU within a few weeks?

    Mu.Aa. Sriranga Retd. Postmaster Dodballapur 561203

  15. Harsha says:

    ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ಪ್ರತಾಪ ಸಿಂಹ ಅವರೇ,

    ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬೆಳವಣಿಗೆ ಕಂಡು ಸಹಿಸಲಾಗದೆ ಹೀಗೆ ಆಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾನೆ.

    ನೀವು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪ್ರಯತ್ನ ಮುಂದುವರೆಸಿ,

    ಭೀಮ ತೀರದಲ್ಲಿ ಚಿತ್ರದ ವಿವಾದದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ನೀವು ಬಂದು ಸುವರ್ಣ ಸುದ್ದಿ ವಾಹಿನಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೀವು ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಮಾಹಿತಿ ಹಾಗು ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ರಮವನ್ನು ನೋಡಿದೆ, ಬಹಳ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿತ್ತು. ನೀವು ಮಾಡಿದ ಓಪನ್ ಚಾಲೆಂಜ್ ಗೆ ಆತ ಬರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. “ಉತ್ತರನ ಪೌರುಷ ಓಲೆ ಮುಂದೆ”

    ಅಸಹಾಯಕರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಬರೆದು ವಸೂಲಿ ಮಾಡುವ ಇವನಿಗೆ ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕ ಕಳಕಳಿ ಇಲ್ಲ.

    ಗಾಂಧಿ ಬಜಾರ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಅನಧಿಕೃತ ಅಂಗಡಿಗಳನ್ನು ಪಾಲಿಕೆ ತೆರವುಗೊಳಿಸಿದಾಗ ಈ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ಆ ಕಾನೂನು ಉಲ್ಲಂಘಿಸಿ ಸಾರ್ವಜನಿಕರಿಗೆ ತೊಂದರೆ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ದುರಹಂಕಾರಿ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರಿಗಳ ಪರ ನಿಂತ,

    ಕಾರಣ ಇವನ “ಬೆಳಗೆರೆ ಬುಕ್ಸ್ ಅಂಡ್ ಕಾಫಿ” ಓಪನ್ ಆಗುವುದರಲ್ಲಿತ್ತು , ಆಗ ಪ್ರಚಾರಕ್ಕೋಸ್ಕರ ಹಾಗೆ ಮಾಡಿದ.

    ಇವನು ಪ್ರಜಾಪ್ರಭುತ್ವದ ಸಮಾಜಕ್ಕೆ ಕಳಂಕ, ಇವನು ಬೇರೆ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಬರೆದು ಅವರ ಮನ ಮುರಿದಿರುವ ಹಾಗೆ ಇವನ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳಿಗೂ ಭಗವಂತನು ಕಷ್ಟ ನೀಡಲಿ. ಆಗ ಈ ಅಯೋಗ್ಯನಿಗೆ ಆ ನೋವಿನ ಅರಿವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

    ರೌಡಿಗಳು ಹಾಗು ಸಮಾಜ ಘಾತುಕರನ್ನು ವಿಜ್ರುಂಭಿಸಿ ಬರೆದು ಅದನ್ನೇ ಸಾಧನೆ ಅಂದುಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದಾನೆ.

    ನಿಮ್ಮೊಂದಿಗೆ ನಾವಿದ್ದೇವೆ. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಹಿಂದೆ ಇರುವುದು ಸುಶಿಕ್ಷಿತರು ಹಾಗು ಸಮಾಜದಲ್ಲಿ ಬದಲಾವಣೆ ಬಯಸುತ್ತಿರುವವ ನಾಗರಿಕರು.

  16. SRIRANGA says:

    Bheematirada hantakaru are now in Bangalore. What a pity that RB has to write a novel on how to copy others and claim that it is his own book!!!. I think that every man has his own days of rise and fall. But in case of RB it is his own fault not of TIME or what our elders are called as VIDHI(KARMA).

    SRIRANGA DODBALLAPURA 9741 729282

  17. kumar says:

    Real hero…. young leader of karnataka

  18. ravi says:

    ಹಾಯ್ ಪ್ರತಾಪ್ ಸಿಂಹ ರೇ ಹಲ್ಕಾ ರವಿಬೆಳಗೆರೆ ಬಸವನಗುಡಿ ಸುತ್ತ ಬೀಮಾತಿರದಲ್ಲಿ ಬುಕ್ ನ ಬ್ಯಾನರ್ ನ್ನು ಬೀದಿ ಬೀದಿ ಯಲ್ಲೂ ಕಟ್ಟಿದಾನೆ ಆದ್ರೆ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಬಿಬಿಎಂಪಿ ಇಂದ ಸೀಲ್ ಬೇಕು ಆದ್ರೆ ಯಾವ ಬ್ಯಾನರಗು ಇಲ್ಲ ಅದನ್ನ ತೆಗೆಸಲು ಆಗಲ್ವಾ ಅವನ ೨೫೦ ಕೊಟಿ ಅಸ್ತಿ ಲೋಕಾಯುಕ್ತ ರು ಸೀಜ್ ಮಾಡಲ್ವಾ

  19. SRIRANGA says:

    Day by day BHEEMA THEERADA HANTAKARU is becoming one more problem
    by adding to the already existing lot.Shotly century may be awaited. I pity for RB!!!

    SRIRANGA DODBALLAPUR

  20. M.S. Ramachandra Rao says:

    I am ashamed of being associated with this ba****d, once. I have seen with my own eyes his ‘rasa-leele’ with Nivedita who was working with him, then. I do not know if she stills works there. I was also holding this idiot (RB) in very high esteem without knowing his true colours. Now that he occupies at least 3 to 4 hours of prime time on various TV channels his true identity is revealed.

    Once upon a time he ran away from his own place Bellary and now the time is very much rife to run away from Bangalore with lock, stock and barrel.

    The ‘words’ that he uses in his tabloids while assassinating the characters of various well behaved actors/actresses and well known citizenry is unbearable. Now that every one has understood that he writes without any justification, an impartial enquiry must be set up to probe his illegalities.

  21. B.G. Ramanath says:

    Dear Sri Pratap Simha,

    Ravi Belagere was the sensation 10 years ego. Talented, bold, extra ordinary that time. He was lucky enough to get a vast readers including women readers that had made him very successful, both monitory and social status wise. Fine. We call it as his grand success.
    But what happened next? He started proving the proverb in Kannada that, `ALPANIGE AISHWARYA BANDARE ARDHA RATRIYALLI KODE HIDIDA’ He stared believing himself as the only answer to all the problems of Karnataka! The Govt. should consult him first for everything. The administrative mechanism should take his consultancy for execution of Govt. policies. Judiciary is very old and hence they should also take his help for up gradation. The fourth estate should learn from him how to write! The worst part is he started even advising Dr. S.L. Bhyrappa how to write a novel! By doing all these he has proved himself just another joker in the history who spends his life time to do only `Atma Rathi’ and nothing more.
    In this moment I remember one English movie by name,`The rise and fall of Edi Ameen’
    He, and his Hi Bangalore should fall to grounds like Edi Ameen at the earliest. I have read your articles at Vijaya Karnataka. You have much much better talent than him that has been bestowed on you by the God Almighty. Please use that and come out with a Weekly with good values. We all patronize it.

    Best of luck.

    Your well wisher

    B.G. Ramanath

  22. narendra says:

    hai all… actually this animal dont deserve my time to spend on criticis him but this thak has grown to a level of celebraty by backstabing n riding on celebraty… he needs a lesson.. he is purely goon in the disguise .. he thinks ppl respect him very much but actually ppl dont respect him but respect themself and to maintain their respect they respect him.. if you ask any person personally he will tell the truth.. and fan following.. even lalu prasad alos have fan fallowing…. lol

  23. Karthik says:

    Hi Pratap simha
    I am a big fan of you when you are against that bastard Ravi belagere
    He doesn’t know who was his father and he writes about all the affairs of other actress / ladies .

    tell him to write about his mother’s pre marital affairs and by whom he is on the earth now , If my age is 75 I would have tell that he is from my dick. but I am oly 25 so I can tell that his grand son’s are from me .

    Do not stop fighting against that mother fucker

  24. Anil says:

    why you are waste ,your valuable time for a nonsence things……
    we expect more from you…
    BUT, WHAT YOU DO, WE HAVE SUPPORT…..

  25. Raj says:

    Hi Pratap,

    We need people like you more n more in our societ. If we all cannot be like, atlest we support people like you to bring the changes for good. Please continew your fight aginst devils like RB. The whole nation will stand beside you one day

  26. sridhar says:

    Hi
    Pratap
    This is the opportunity which i want to talk to you from long time firstly my best
    wishes to you iam your fan i have learned so many things from your article
    that to what you have returned about father,which is very true, you have touched my heart,you are my boy iam always with you congratulations for getting rajotsava award ut couldn’t get any communication or media
    to contact you

  27. SRIDHAR says:

    HI
    PRATAP WE WANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR THE JORNALSIM
    NOT LIKE KOLEGERE

  28. Vivek says:

    Dear Pratap,

    I saw in one of your debate show in Suvarna News about ‘Bheema Teerada Tagade’.

    I heard you saying RBs most of the novells are either transaltion or copied (illegally) from other laguages. You also mentioned most of his novells. Please give that infomation once again here.. or atleast the program link. I want this information to show to one of my friend who thinks RB written ‘Nee Hinga Nodabyada nanna’ & ‘Heli Hogu Karana’… Please share the original novells with all his books.

    Thanks in advance.

    Vivek

  29. KIRAN says:

    RBK’S BIG BLODY CULTURE IS…….

    IF HE WANT DESTROY SOME ONE ,FIRST HE INVESTIGATE HIS FATHER’S, MOTHER’S

    SISTER’S,BROTHER’S ETC CHARECTOR AND WRITE ABOUT THEM. !

    IF SOME ONE GOES TO BELLARY AND INVESTIGATE HIS MOTHER CHARECTOR THEY

    CAN WRITE A NOVEL ABOUT HER. ! SO MANY PEOPLE FUCKED HER, AFTER HER

    HUSBAND DEATH. !BUT HE MAKING MONEY BY WRITING OTHER’S MOTHER.

    NOW ALREADY HE IS SUFFERING FROM MANY DIESES FOR HIS WONDERFULL JOB .!

    SO I REQUEST DONT READ HIS NEWS PAPER AND DO SOMETHING TO SOCIETY IN THIS WAY.

  30. rajkumar rajesh says:

    people are talkin abt a dying person ravi belegere with out ealising that his son is no less a criminal……….. Mr pratap if ur ineterested contact me i think ive got a story for u…….. but few conditions r der for it……… hope u see dis……. ur site din give me an address to contact u………… hence dis step………. hope to hear from u soon

  31. Pratap Simha says:

    reach me at “mepratap@gmail.com”

  32. Vijay says:

    Dear Pratap

    super simply guru…NINDAKARIRABEKU HANDIYA HAGE…

  33. visharaj naik says:

    Dear prathap..

    Bettale jagattu article tumba chenngi bartide kanri..and one more thing RB andre Rascal Bastard antana….belgere dad name enu anta nimage gotta…? belgere ge gottilla ansutte…ha ha ha

  34. vishwaraj naik says:

    Dear prathap..

    Bettale jagattu article tumba chenngi bartide kanri..and one more thing RB andre Rascal Bastard antana….belgere dad name enu anta nimage gotta…? belgere ge gottilla ansutte…ha ha ha

  35. ravi says:

    Dear Mr.Pratap Sir,

    who is the creator and he is the destroyer,

    RB is not professor he is a big mental,

    i am very happy a to say you, your writing & speaking is good,

    Money is not matter to society,

    Society needed young and energy writer like you Mr.Pratap Sir.

  36. NATARAJ.S says:

    DEAR; mr;VISWESWARA BHATT/MR;PRATAP SIMHA SIR;

    DONT WORRY ABOUT THIS IDIOT ,MAHAN KUDUKA ,FRUD FOR ALREADY WORRIED WOMENS ,BUNDALRAJA, BUCKET KING ,PATTI PUNGAVA, YAVA JANATEGE KETTA ROWDIGALA VAIBAVI KARISI BAREDU AVARANNA TAPPU DARIGE YELEYO MAHAN KUDUKA, .. AVANA FATHER BAGGE BARIYALI NODONA, AVANA HENDATI BAGGE BAREYALI NODONA ,, E BOLIMAGA PRATIYOBBARANNU BLACK MAIL MADUTTALE BED ROOMGE YELIYO KATE YARIGE GOTTILLA , EVANA MAGANU ADE ROAD ANTA KANUTTE , EVANA PATRIKE HODORGE BUDDI ELLA ANTA KANUTTE ,,, WE ARE WITH YOU ,,,,
    NATARAJ.S

  37. pushpa says:

    dayavittu nimma samayana waste madbedi, yakandre samajana tiddokke obbantiyagi hogodo sriyala. pls

  38. vinay says:

    hi sir , dont think abt RB ,, people know who is best

  39. MANOJ SHIMOGA says:

    WHAT A WONDER, IF ONE PERSON DOING ALL DIRTY HABITS AND GIVING POSE LIKE A SAINT ! HOW IT POSSIBLE TO A NORMAL HUMAN ?
    REALLY THE TIME HAS COME TO KICK TO THE MAD DOG RAVI BELAGERE.

    THE BIG FUN IS, HE SAYS, HIS CHILDREN ARE VERY VERY GOOD. THEN WHY DID FUCKED BY BEFORE MARRIAGE BY SHRI NAGAR KITTY AND OTHERONE.? FOR THAT ALSO HE HAS CLARIFICATION. HE WILL SAY BEFORE MARRIAGE FUCKING IS A NOT CRIME. BUT THEY MUST BE HIS CHILDREN.!
    PLEASE PUT SOME HIS MOTHER FUCKING STORY IN BELLARY. AS HER HUSBAND DEATH SHE DINT HAS ANY CONTROL BY OTHERS. SO MANY PEOPLE FUCKED HIS MOTHER YOU KNOW ?
    IF HE PUBLISHING AND SPOILING OTHER WOMAN’S LIFE ,WHY SHOULD NOT YOU ?
    EVEN HE DONT KNOW HE BORN FOR WHOM ?

    I AM WAITING FOR BASTER BELGERE’S BEDRIDEN DAYS.. I WISH IT WILL BE SOON, BECAUSE IM NOT ONLY ONE, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE’S CURSE ON HIM…

  40. harsh says:

    ravi belagere is a characterless fellow here are some reasons

    1.agni shridhar has written in his dadagiriya dinagalu book that this bustard was collecting hafthas from mamsadha manaeindha .

    2. this bustard has written the love letter to the 18 years old girl.at the age of 50
    .he is telling love can come at any age at any time.

    3.he is big sex maniac.

  41. girish says:

    ravi belegere is staying in a glass house.he should think before throwing stone on other house

  42. xyz says:

    All said and done- Pratap was a good friend of mine about 15 yrars back but has too much of ‘head weight’ now which is unlike of a good human being, a South Indian or more so that of a Kannadiga.

    And stealing articles from website is not ‘literature’ for any…

    About RB- fantastic writer(but never his own novels) and orator but as many of you mentioned- I too felt so disgusted by his second marriage revealed only now… He used to write an ‘affidavit’ in every book saying ‘ nanu obbalu hendati, mooru makkala tande etc…’ Pathetic hypocrite and shameless fellow.

  43. JJD says:

    Journalist galu naijya gatane samajada agu hogugala bagge jasti gamana harisidare olledu adh bittu jaati jaati antha adara baggene vada vivada madodu sari alla. innu kelavarige avanobba hindu(RB) agiddukondu bere jathi ge support madtiddane yennuva hotte kichhu.